stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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