Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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