But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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