Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I have post one night stand depression
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