Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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