she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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