i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
