i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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