yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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