yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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