i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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