i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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