We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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