So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have fence marks all over my body
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