I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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