wake up i wanna do it froggy style
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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