so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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