On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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