with your own penis?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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