This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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