Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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