Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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