Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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