do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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