it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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