i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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