There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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