Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
