Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I have post one night stand depression
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