By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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