butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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