you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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