Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I need water and some morals
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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