D3 body, D1 cock
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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