Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You've changed since you got that strap on
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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