So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
they need to just BURY HIM!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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