He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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