R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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