I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize