i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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