dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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