I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I wish there were birth control emojis
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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