what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
How external is "for external use only"?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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