BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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