we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently you make a good broom.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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