ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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