You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
40s are totally the cure
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
as a side note pls kill me
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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