capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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