Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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