he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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