Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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