There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
