I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Pants are for mortals
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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