This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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