Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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