There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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