I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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