what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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